theshoelace

'Kay then. Here's some more:

'' Link stared at the fairies, feeling a bit sad for Midna. Midna also stared at the fairies, not necessarily sad, but troubled. They heard a noise, and both Midna and Link quickly turned around. They saw that the gate had been closed, and they saw a dark figure run off. Midna noticed he was wearing a cloak. ‘‘Link, do you think that was our friend from the marketplace?’’, Midna asked. Link shrugged his shoulders. ‘‘ Link, how will we get out of here?’’, asked Midna. Link smiled at her.

He walked towards a hole and started crawling through it. ‘‘ Link! My front nor backside would fit through there’’, she said. Link didn’t seem to hear her since he crawled on. She sighed, and sat on her knees. She tried to crawl in the hole backwards, but her buttocks could not possibly fit through there. ‘‘ Ugh... I’m supposed to be the Twilight Princess, not a Twilight Hourglass.’’, she said, putting her hands on her buttocks which were indeed considerably bigger than before. She crawled out of the hole again.

Then she saw the gate was being opened by Link. She sighed with relief, and she quickly went towards him. ‘‘ Uh... Link? Maybe we should search the rest of Ordon. It’s the only clue we have, you know.’’, she said. Link nodded, and he walked back towards the Ordon Village. It was quiet and the moon was high in the sky. The animals were completely silent and this disturbed Link who had lived in this town for many years.There was a presence though. Link felt as though he was being watched, but it was Midna who saw something first.

She whispered: ‘‘Link, over there!’’, pointing to a dark figure that slipped up the hill towards the ranch. Link grabbed his clawshot, but the figure had already disppeared over the hill. Link grabbed his bow, and followed- and Midna followed him. After some time, Link stood on top of the hill, looking for any movement in the ranch. He saw a few goats, eating grass in silence, but nothing else alive. Then he saw something at last. If he concentrated hard, he could that someone was hiding behind the goats.

‘‘ Link, do you see something?’’, Midna asked. Link nodded and pointed at the goats. He got an arrow from his quiver, and aimed as well as he could on a foot he could see next to the goat. He released the arrow, and a loud shriek followed, and all the goats panicked. Link lost no time and ran at who he had hit. ‘‘Ow... ow...’’, said a voice. It was a cloaked hooded figure. Link threw his hood off. It was the same man they saw at the market, who had led them here. ‘‘You... why did you try to lock us up? What are you trying to do?!’’ said Midna.

‘‘ Ow... you... lock you up?’’, said the man. ‘‘ I don’t know what you’re talking about, but I was trying to find a medicine to help you by examining these goats. But how can I possibly keep examing with this incredible pain in my foot?!’’, he said angrily. Link looked very ashamed, but Midna asked: ‘‘ If you aren’t the cloaked figure that locked us up, who is?’’. The man seemed puzzled. ‘‘ I’m not sure... well, I guess I’ll forgive you, but be careful who you shoot at next time. He stood up, and vanished.

‘‘ Whoa. I did not expect that.’’, said Midna, very surprized. Link nodded. Midna had no idea any more what to do now, but she couldn’t sleep with her breasts becoming bigger and bigger with every moment she delayed. ‘‘ Since the Palace of Twilight, my breasts have become more then 50 percent bigger. And my buttocks and hips... they’re bigger too. Not as significantly as my breasts.’’, Midna thought mournfully. ‘‘ What now?’’, thought Link.''