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Thanks everyone! Now a new and relatively long piece about Link and Midna ( and Ilia at the start ). Tried some action again. We're lacking action, aren't we? :P

'' Ilia was very troubled indeed. Bombs were not powerful enough to damage the cursed gem- so what was? She looked at Midna’s huge breasts—and when she turned, her big buttocks. She didn’t like the idea of looking like that at all- but she was quite aware she had started to go in that direction. Her shirt was made to fit precisely around her body, so the slighest change was easy to feel- and the change was not so slight. Link thought for a while- and decided it was better to look for other pieces of the curse.

He, non-verbally, explained his intentions to Midna. ‘Ilia, Link thinks it’s better to prevent the curse from spreading more. We’ll take the diamond- who knows? There might be something on the road that we can use to damage it.’ She explained. Ilia nodded. ‘ But what do I do?’ she asked, confused. ‘ You can tell a few people about the curse. The Ordonians, from what I see, are some of the nicest people in the land. They’ll help with clothes and whatever.’ Midna said to comfort her. Ilia nodded. ‘ That diamond behaves strangely sometimes. Careful!’, she said.

With that, they finished the exchange of information. Epona complained only a bit, realising she was carrying Link and the voloptuous woman again. At least she’d had a few hours rest. Link pondered Ilia’s last note. The diamond behaves strangely? Midna worried a bit about Ilia. The Ordonians would not treat Ilia differently, but they had hardly seen magic. The day was still young and the cool wind blew in Link’s face as they rode through the Faron Woods once again.

They looked at the nearest cloud. It hung above the Hyrule Castle Town. Link did not like it much, but he was forced to let Epona make even more haste than usual- if the cloud landed in Hyrule Castle Town, the busiest town in Hyrule, there’d be a ninety percent chance someone would be instantly cursed. Before long they rode on the large Hyrule Field- and early though it was, the sun was already quite high in the sky. Link thanked the Godesses for this; the cloud was hardly visible, and had it been darker, it would’ve been invisible.

Closer and closer came the Town. Midna was so in thought that she was able to ignore the bounce-bounce-bounce without too much annoyance. She was caught by surprise when Epona suddenly stopped- the sudden stop made her breasts bounce one huge time more. Link got off- Midna was not in the mood for being an attraction for a few hundred humans, and stayed on the horse. ‘Link, warn Princess Zelda. Maybe she’ll know what to do!’ Midna called as Link ran inside the Town.

Link felt a gloomy darkness- everyone moved somewhat slower than usual. He ran for the castle- the guards staring at the cloud didn’t even notice him passing by as he ran for the castle. The guard to the throne room recognised him and saw his haste, and so let him pass. He ran to Zelda, bowed, and signed to her that she had to follow him. She saw Link’s worry, and grabbed her bow. In her quiver, she carried the powerful light arrows bestowed upon her by the Light Spirits.

Link guided her outside and pointed at the cloud. Link him self gasped- the cloud had become darker, almost pitch black, and forms of wretched hands made of smoke seemed to cover it- Link could see the curse’s plan. Cursing a single object had not been successful- so, it used it’s increased power to curse the entire Hyrule Market Town. That would gain it more strength, and soon Hyrule and every other dimension would be in it’s grasp. Link had no more time to think- it was time for action.

He ran into a store of which he knew it had a second floor, and ran to it. On the balcony, he stood, the cloud almost touching his head. From his back, the drew the Master Sword, the Blade of Evil’s Bane, and rammed it in the smoke ( feeling rather stupid- attacking a non-solid target ). The cloud did not like it much, and seemed to shrink. Suddenly, a huge arm shot from it, aiming for the nearest female. He jumped off the balcony ( rolled on the ground ) and slashed at the arm. It disappeared into thin air. The cloud above him was not pleased.

Link had weakened it, but it was still capable of cursing many. Link jumped as he saw multiple arms shoot out from the cloud aiming at several females. Link threw up his mighty blade right into the accursed cloud- and it was stunned. In the following second, Link just hoped this meant the curse’s defeat. The cloud began to move again, and it, weaker than before, made it’s last attempt to catch at least three or four girls, when lightning seemed to cross the sky.

The cloud stopped dead- Link looked, and outside gates of her castle stood Princess Zelda with her bow. Exactly in the cloud’s center was a shining hole where the Light Arrow had passed through it. The cloud shrieked and wriggled and seemed to try and curse someone, but it faded slowly and became a howl on the wind. It had been strong- but several slashes of the Master Sword and a Light Arrow were enough to vanquish this evil. Link, non-verbally, thanked Zelda many times. The people of Hyrule Market Town clapped.

They had no idea what they had been saved from, but it had been scary so an applause was in order. Link said- or not really said- goodbye to Zelda and went back to Midna with a message of one more victory. But they hadn’t found an answer to the diamond problem, and Ilia’s bust was not willing to wait.''