I expect you probably will facepalm, insomniac, because I -think- you've seen this before. If not, enjoy...I know I do.
Presenting (again) Catster's "Diary of a Shrunken Woman." I'd have linked to the original posts, but these do not *seem* to be hosted on The Process anymore (if they are the URL has changed).
Apologies, btw. Couldn't find these before I went to work.