Take this in the spirit it's intended: if you were in retail, go into labor. If you can't do either, consider eBay-trading. I've been in the retail sector for six years now, and - while decent people are decent all around - the
morons are just getting dumber and more belligerent. Winning combination.
So I'll probably be going back into menial labor for a steady paycheck, and continue my retail employment until I tell the wrong dumbshit angling for us eating $500 of parts and labor because "we ran the tests to find the problem with his computer" - which ultimately led to the 10-year-old Caviar Green that he never defragged and left open to the elements head-crashing during the drive-scan phase -
precisely where he can shove his complaint letter to the RVP.
Best of luck in your future endeavours!