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Originally Posted by Skalla-Grimm
A priest, a monk and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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A man walks into a bar and sees Hillary Clinton bar-tending. Above her is a sign that says "Handjobs: $10, Cheese Sandwich: $1.50". The man asks Hillary, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs here?"
Hillary Clinton nods with a smile saying, "Why yes I am."
The man then replies, "Then wash your hands and make me a sandwich, bitch."