Re: What Would you do?
Boy, I can sure think of a few times that I was in this situation and really wished I had a shrinkray on me.
Assuming it's the two friends I'm thinking of, I kind of already know that one has the hots for the other, and also loves to shrink. In fact, she's probably in on the plan with me.
Keep the drinks coming for a while, then cue the music and dim the lights. While my friend dances close with the object of her affections, it's my job to begin the reductions. Sitting in a chair (since I'm claiming that I'm 'not done drinking yet'), I pop off quick shots at a few inches each. That famous 'shrinking feeling', compounded by the alcohol, heats up the scene in no time.
Before long, their clothes are melting off of them. My friend makes he move, and drags the other towards the bed. Neither really notices how much taller it is, but then my friend gives me the thumbs up, which means to hit 'em good. I set the dial up and activate, striking them with the intense beam. The last of their clothing just drops away as their tiny bodies diminish smaller and smaller, eventually stopping at the pre-planned six inches. However, I'd probably hit them just once more and take them down to 3 or 4, because they'd be too busy to notice.
At this point, I'd be giving them a little bit of privacy (5, 10 min or so) before jumping in myself. Whether or not I shrink myself or stay the same, however, will depend on our moods.
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