[Memorex75]

Sin City Zoo
pt.11
Two Left Hooves

Audrey woke up some time after noon. The room, though small was just as nice as a five star hotel room so Audrey took her time showering and getting ready to leave. All she had to wear was her costume dress so she kept the bathrobe she had on and left heading for the change rooms. After dressing and leaving her robe in the change room bin and her dress hanged for cleaning Audrey made her way back down the hall to slip the room card under Ted’s door before she left. From down the hall Audrey could hear sounds of work being done to the left performance stage for Fridays show. For a moment she had the naughty idea to sneak down the hall and see what this super secret show was going to be. However better judgement and threats of becoming a human lab rat made her slip the key card under Ted’s door and all but run from the hall before anyone even thought she was suspicious.

Audrey meet with Marty after he got done work for the day and they decided to catch an early dinner. “I can’t make it for the guest show tomorrow, I’ll be in investors meetings all day tomorrow, it’s out of town. I can’t even make it in tonight.” “Oh that sucks, Or do you already know all about the show tomorrow?” Audrey asked. “Haha one week and your already gossiping with the best of em?” He asked playfully. Audrey only acted offended, she had been fishing for details. “Fine keep your little secrets.” She joked back.

On her way into the club that night one of the bouncers handed her a note from Ted. It read. Audrey, Thanks for helping Carrie with her dancing. She’s a great act but the poor girl couldn’t dance her way out of a paper bag, this will really help her. You girls are off at midnight to practice. Thanks again. Ted. Audrey made her way to her locker. “Hey Audrey how ya doing?” Evelyn asked. “Oh good, I’m helping Carrie learn to dance tonight.” “Ou that’s gonna be ruff.” Evelyn said. “She’s really that bad?” Audrey asked in a hushed voice. “Well she’s just not very good with foot work, her costume don’t help ether.” “I never noticed what’s wrong with her costume?” Audrey asked. “She’s the only girl here who’s feet are changed by the pill. Another experiment ya know, her feet are actually hooves an without toes or two more legs like a real horse she has a ruff time balancin.” “Well I’ll have to see what I can do.” Audrey said. “Yeah but at least you’ll get ta see my show tonight.” Evelyn said. “Oh it’s your show tonight?” Audrey said surprised. “What do you do?” “Haha can’t ruin it fur the new girl.” Evelyn teased. “You’ll love it an I even got a special new pill I’m tryin out tonight.” Audrey continued to get ready and then left for her own pill.

Audrey had joined one of the richer exec’s tonight. She had a drink while he had dinner, a nice looking porter house steak that was the house special tonight. The smell of the steak made her feel sick to her stomach though, that food thing was a real problem. As the lights dimmed the MC stepped up to the mic. “Gentlemen tonight we have one of our house favorites doing her standup act this evening. So with out further adieu The Zoo brings you Anabel the standup cowgirl.” The music to Kid Rocks Cowboy payed as an intro and they had changed the words to cowgirl as Anabel made her way out on stage. She turned and slapped her wide hip at the crowd. “Who’s havin steak tonight?” She yelled to the crowd. Several men at tables hooted and held up fork fulls of steak, no wonder it was the special tonight. “Hahaha You sick brassards.” She laughed. Anabel was dressed in her usual three strapless bras, each a different color. “So everyone have a good formals night yesterday?” There was enthusiastic applause. “That’s good, that’s good. Lots a new stuff in the last few days eh boys? How about that Squirrely? Alvin and the chipmunks don’t got shit on that act hun?” There were cheers. “Speakin of dancin boys.....” a low slow beat picked up and Anabel deftly stripped the lower most bra as she did a quick little number around the pole. As she finished she said. “Oh and a honorable mention for our dear Hussy who didn’t even break one toe last night.” Anabel lead the crowd in a little applause and Hussy graciously bowed. “Just so ya know boys we’ll continue to rent those steel toe dance shoes for all future formal nights.”

Annabel then fired into a story joke. So a man lives alone with his pet bird. After many years the man finally meets a nice girl and starts a meaningful relationship. Sitting at the table one day his bird looks up at him and says.” “I really wish I could have what you have for even just a little while.” Heart aching for his little friend the man runs out to the pet store and explains the situation to the owner. The owner agrees to rent him a female bird for a night if he pays him forty dollars. The man rushes home with the other bird and when he gets home puts her in the cage with his bird and puts the sheet over top the cage for the night. The man is woken shortly after by the female bird screaming. “He’s trying to kill me! He’s trying to kill me!” When the man rushes over and takes the sheet off his bird is trying to rip the female’s feathers out. The bird looks at him and says. “For forty dollars I at least want the bitch naked.” The crowd laughed and then Anabel said. “Sorry it didn’t work out for you ether Starling.” Starling laughed along as the crowd laughed louder and playfully shot her the finger with her feathered hand.

“Well, that story got me all hot.” Anabel said fanning herself and then she stripped her middle bra and did a very lively pole dance in her new freedom. Anabel was an old pro at pole dancing Audrey could tell, it was as if she didn’t have another persons weight worth in tits to unbalance her as she jiggled and bounced through the number. Anabel finally finished and fired right into another joke. An elephant says to a camel. “Why are your tits on your back?” The camel answers back. “That’s a strange question coming from a guy who’s dick is on his face.”

“So you boys know we have a special show tomorra night?” She asked and the crowd cheered. “Yes, yes it’s excitin I know but don’t forget us boys.” She gave a little shake of her two lose sets of breasts. “Ya wouldn’t want me to cry over spilt milk.”

Two men, a woman, and their three dogs are sitting in the vets office. The first mans dog says. “This is terrible, I bit the mail man and now they’re going to put me to sleep.” The second dog nods and says. “I peed all over their new furniture and now they’re going to put me to sleep.” The two dogs look expectantly at the third. “Oh well my master has this new girl friend.” He looked up affectionately at the hot blond sitting next to him. “Every day after she takes a shower she walks around the house naked and it makes me really horney. So one day I couldn’t take it any more and when she bent over to pick up the towel I jumped on top of her and gave it to her good.” The two other dogs nodded knowingly and said. “And now they’re putting you to sleep. Hun?” The other dog looks confused and says. “No she just brought me here to get my toe nails clipped.”

Anabel moved to the center of the stage, slowly and seductively rolling her huge hips in a way that was supposed to be sexy but at her size Audrey just found it funny. “Aaaannndddd nnnnnooooowwww.” She drew her words out. “I’ve been workin on a new little dance for ya’ll boys. Would ya like to see it?” With her back to the crowd she reached her hand up to her back and the final bra clasp. The crowd erupted into cheers and the second she popped the clasp a strange sort of fast paced country twang music started to play but at the pace of a belly dancers song and as Anabel turned her titanic top rack bounced along with her two others as she began gyrating at an incredible speed. How Anabel did not fall over as she spun and shook on stage was incredible. Her wide hips shook as hard and fast as any slim and nimble Arab dancer. There was something off though, Audrey realized. Audrey had seen Anabel dance on stage several times now whenever she took her turn out on stage at night and Anabel’s body never moved like that. It was hard to describe, like she jiggled too much? but she was her normal huge size. As the song wound down Anabel slowly sunk to her knees at the end of the stage and at the last second Audrey figured it out, they were full. On the final loud, long note that ended the song Anabel reached up and squeezed her huge top breasts together and a light but visible spray of what could only be milk squirted from her nipples onto the front row. Audrey was honestly stunned, she sat there staring as the rest of the freaks in the room cheer and hooted in a standing ovation and the front row was going insane. This was just a bit much to process and she was doubly grateful she hadn’t sat with someone in the front.

Some time after the show Audrey got a chance to talk to Anabel at the bar. Anabel had something sticking out of the corners of her top bra. “Moved on to stuffing it now?” Audrey joked. “Yeah, there’s still some bugs ta work out on that new pill.” Anabel said taking the wad of wet paper towel out of her bra and replacing it with more. “I’m leakin like a sieve here. Barb says there’s nothin ta do but ride it out, she says it won’t hurt me though.” “Well I guess I owe you a drink.” Audrey said. “Larry when she finishes her milk get her another.” She yelled to the bartender. “Will do Squirrely.” He said grinning. “I did like the show though, I didn’t know you did standup.” Audrey said. “Just a hobby but with the whole strip bit at the end it’s not a bad gig.” Anabel said. “Maybe next time the pills will be a little toned down.” Audrey said. “Hope not.” Anabel joked lifting up the side of her bra and squirted Audrey as she retreated in disgust, this was going just a little far on costume realism.

At midnight Audrey met with Hussy at the back doors and the headed to the training gym. Hussy was quiet tall, though some height was from her costume. She had a beautiful black, shiny coat of horse hair that went well with her already very jet black hair that was, of course in a braided pony tail down her back and lose along her spine in a mane. Aside from her Zoo standard bust Hussy’s costume gave her slightly wider but very muscular hips, a nice firm round ass under a flowing horse tail and the expected longer horse face. She wore red lingerie to stand out against her dark coat. As Audrey walked down the hall her heart started to race as she heard the other thing Hussy’s costume changed, the CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, of Hussy’s hoofed feet. Audrey looked down, all she had was a thin velvet lining of fur on her dainty bare feet. This could end up really hurting. Audrey thought.

“So I heard you have a really good stage show?” Audrey said trying to drown out the sound with conversation. “Well we try.” Hussy smiled weakly. “Me and my partner Lin, she’s Alice if you don’t know.” Alice was a very petit bunny girl that often worked the room, she looked like a cross between Jessica Rabbit and her namesake. “Problem is I can barely get through a dance without tripping or full out falling but my magic act and costume are good.” “Magic?” Audrey asked surprised. “Yeah it’s why I came to Vagus.” “I was trying to make it as a magician but now a days if you don’t have millions in special effects you don’t stand a chance. I was so naive.” She said shaking her head. “Hey it couldn’t have been that bad. I came here trying to be a show girl.” Audrey offered. “And now you are, sort of, but do you know what it was like becoming a stripper instead of a magician? Alice is basically saving my stage act right now. There’s the whole magicians rabbit thing, she dances and assists while the special costume I made slowly falls apart as I do magic tricks on stage. You know, all the standard birthday party crap and a few really good tricks of my own all as I strip, it’s a great gimmick but it comes off weird if I can only just stand there as I do it. I took this job based on that act but these feet give me such lousy balance I can barely stand let alone dance. I think they want to fire me, or transfer me or whatever they do.” “I’m assuming you asked them to change it?” Audrey asked. “A million times but the whole point of my character is to test the hoof idea they say so they want me to try and adjust.” Hussy answered. “I’ll talk to Ted later.” Audrey said. “But hopefully we can get you able to get by with what you learn tonight.”

“So your problem is your balance that means fast songs are out.” Audrey said when they had reached the gym. “The trick will be dancing to something slow and knowing your moves by heart. You won’t be able to do as many songs as someone who can improvise but the stripping is just the little treat for the boys during your act.” “What about when we have formals night?” Hussy asked. “For that I’ll teach you two or three songs and the steeps to go with them and then you’ll at least have some memorized.” “So.” Audrey made her way over to the screen on the wall that controlled the gyms music system. “We’ll start with solo dancing and I’ll give you tips as you dance.” Audrey flipped through the music lists something slow...... “Oh god that’s perfect.” She said hitting the button. The Rolling Stones, Wild Horses, started to play and Hussy grinned. “Ok so I guess you don’t go far from the poll when dancing on stage?” Audrey asked as Hussy began dancing, she stood way to straight up and every step looked so deliberate. “Like a life line.” Hussy said. “Using the pole is about he only way I can lean forward without my tits dragging me down.” Just then Audrey saw Hussy’s hoof slip on its edge on the smooth stage floor and she crumpled to a hep on the ground. Audrey grinned wide. “Thanks a lot.” Hussy said getting to her knees. “No, I just had a great idea about you feet.” Audrey said. “You just walk on them as is right?” “If your going to suggest horse shoes....” Hussy said a little testily. “Not the kind your thinking of, not steel. Just something to go on the bottom of your feet to give you the traction hooves don’t have on smooth floors.” Audrey said. “Like what?” Hussy asked. Audrey looked around. “If we talk to Ted he could have something special made but for tonight......”

There was not much in the gym in the way of do it yourself foot wear. There was a stack of tables and chairs in the far corner, the gym equipment lining the floor and walls and a sort of kitchenette at the other end next to the stage. Audrey went over to the cabinets and started looking. Bit of liquor and drink cups for bar service, Some office supplies like paper, pens, and tape and everything for making coffee with the one old coffee pot on the counter. Audrey was riffling through the bar supplies. “You really do look like a squirrel burrowing now, you gonna MacGyver up a horse shoe?” Hussy asked sarcastically walking over. Audrey stopped. “That’s exactly what I’m going to do.” She said holding up a pack of coasters. Audrey sat on the floor her tail curled around her as she sat in front of Hussy who sat on the stage. “Foot up girl and I’ll give you a carrot.” She said slapping one of Hussy’s legs gently, Hussy rolled her eyes and complied. Audrey took the office tape and a coaster and attached it to the bottom of Hussy’s hoof. The cheep quark coasters were meant to not let a drink slip, why not a foot. Audrey thought. After each hoof was shoed Audrey got up and stepped back. Hussy stood slowly. “Wow I don’t feel as unsteady.” Hussy grinned. She did a few steps right on the hard wood floor of the stage. “I don’t slip!” Audrey smiled. “They can probably make something better that will have a sticky side instead of tape if we ask Ted.” “Yeah.” Hussy said. “Celebration dance?” She asked. Audrey took a deep breath. “My toes are on the line.” she said. “As long as it’s nothing as fancy as you and Erin did last night I don’t think you have to worry.” Hussy said. Audrey steeped up on stage and joined Hussy. There was the awkward little moment as they tried to stand with each other. Audrey was so much shorter her face would be buried in Hussy’s rack and her own only served to push Hussy up farther. After a bit of awkward positioning they started a simple waltz to help Hussy on formal night, Hussy really wasn’t that bad when she wasn’t falling all over.

“Hey Audrey?” Carrie asked. “You’ve been hanging out a bit with doc Schiffman hun? How’s that going?” “Oh real good I like Marty and I’m starting to get used to all The Zoo weirdness.” Audrey said. “That’s great, he’s kinda hot in a science teacher sorta way.” Carrie said “Yeah he’s fun.” Audrey replied. They parted and began heading out, Audrey could already feel the tingling that said there shift was over. “Without the balance problems you don’t even have a problem with slow dancing, hun?” Audrey asked. “Yeah it’s great. Carrie replied. All I really needed were some slow steps to loosen up the act. Thanks Audrey you did way more than just helped me learn to struggle through a dance or two, you fixed the problem it self.” “No problem Carrie and if you’d like to learn how to dance a bit once your used to it let me know.” Audrey said and they headed back to the change rooms together.