I've shared this with a couple of people here and both really enjoyed it, so I figured I'd share it here.
I found a guy on reddit who has the
exact opposite kink that I have. He wants to grow a Pinocchio nose when he lies and have his girlfriend humiliate him. He has a short story in the middle of the thread which is worth a read.
Around the same time, a
woman posted this. They eventually
hooked up. Neither has posted since and I kind of want to know how they got along...