Childrens book called There was an old woman

hahmee · 09-17-2008

There Was An Old Woman
There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
How absurd! to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,
Imagine that! to swallow a cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,
What a hog! to swallow a dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
She's dead?of course!
And they sang that song in school

Jedi_moogle_Cid · 09-17-2008

Um..... your point...?

aprilchange · 09-17-2008

Poss. the fact that...

She ate all the pies
She ate all the pies
shes a fat ***t***
shes a fat ***t***
She ate all the pies

ALL SING ALONG NOW.....

'english football chant'

wolfman-al · 09-17-2008

Is this supposed to be flamebait?

soloferro · 09-17-2008

nope, soft vore leading to WG

I remember this song from when I was little. I bet there'd be a big outcry over the word "die" in it today.

Kyrex · 09-17-2008

I'm sorry, but this is some PAWG shit. Do we really need a thread for some old song/rhyme simply because it involves someone eating something? It's not even implied expansion or weight gain...

soloferro · 09-17-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyrex

I'm sorry, but this is some PAWG shit. Do we really need a thread for some old song/rhyme simply because it involves someone eating something? It's not even implied expansion or weight gain...

Agreed, but what else is going on in this forum right now? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, even if it has rancid breath.

wolfman-al · 09-17-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by soloferro

Agreed, but what else is going on in this forum right now? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, even if it has rancid breath.

Oh please don?t give me the "Beggars can?t be choosers" crap. If there is no good material around, there is simply nothing to post! We don?t have to fill the gap with crap.

timberwolf69 · 09-18-2008

huh... is this even a thread.

soloferro · 09-18-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfman-al

Oh please don?t give me the "Beggars can?t be choosers" crap. If there is no good material around, there is simply nothing to post! We don?t have to fill the gap with crap.

Why don't you draw something then, eh?

wolfman-al · 09-18-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by soloferro

Why don't you draw something then, eh?

Why don?t you make me!?!?

cmage · 09-18-2008

http://xerovore.deviantart.com/art/s...age-1-73609611
http://xerovore.deviantart.com/art/S...age-2-73652934
http://xerovore.deviantart.com/art/S...age-3-73781047

As usless as that first post was, it reminded my of xerovore's "old woman" who swallowed a fly series. It obviously contains vore and body expansion...which this thread is currenty lacking!

The first three page links are above. If you can't find the rest after that, then maybe you should go back to the rhyme or soloferros' complaining.

Yes, it's old, but I think it was the only way to get something useful out of this thread...

09-17-2008	#1
hahmee Lurker Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 16	Childrens book called There was an old woman There Was An Old Woman There was an old woman who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a bird, How absurd! to swallow a bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a cat, Imagine that! to swallow a cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a dog, What a hog! to swallow a dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a goat, Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat, She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a cow, I don't know how she swallowed a cow! She swallowed the cow to catch the goat, She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, She's dead?of course! And they sang that song in school

09-17-2008	#2
Jedi_moogle_Cid Guess where I found it?! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: eh, maybe I do live in Rocket town... Posts: 185	Re: Childrens book called There was an old woman Um..... your point...? __________________ Stablehand "I'm sorry miss, but I'm not with the stables, you can't rent or buy me." Crushed "How about just one little ride then?" Stablehand "You're not talking about the kind with a saddle are you?" Crushed "You could still wear one!" Stablehand "Oh my..." visit me on dA!

09-17-2008	#3
aprilchange Adeptus Mechanicus Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: By the sea Posts: 234	Re: Childrens book called There was an old woman Poss. the fact that... She ate all the pies She ate all the pies shes a fat *t* shes a fat *t* She ate all the pies ALL SING ALONG NOW..... 'english football chant'

09-17-2008	#4
wolfman-al Electric Frankfurter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frankfurt, darkest Germany Posts: 1,835	Re: Childrens book called There was an old woman Is this supposed to be flamebait? __________________ I see dumb people... My comic: www.airpatrolonline.net

09-17-2008	#5
soloferro Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 336	Re: Childrens book called There was an old woman nope, soft vore leading to WG I remember this song from when I was little. I bet there'd be a big outcry over the word "die" in it today.

09-17-2008	#6
Kyrex The Thread Ender Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Directy above the center of the Earth Posts: 251	Re: Childrens book called There was an old woman I'm sorry, but this is some PAWG shit. Do we really need a thread for some old song/rhyme simply because it involves someone eating something? It's not even implied expansion or weight gain... Last edited by Kyrex; 09-17-2008 at 08:29 PM.

09-18-2008	#9
timberwolf69 awhitetimberwolf Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 189	Re: Childrens book called There was an old woman huh... is this even a thread. __________________ woof.

09-18-2008	#12
cmage Process Fan Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 81	Re: Childrens book called There was an old woman http://xerovore.deviantart.com/art/s...age-1-73609611 http://xerovore.deviantart.com/art/S...age-2-73652934 http://xerovore.deviantart.com/art/S...age-3-73781047 As usless as that first post was, it reminded my of xerovore's "old woman" who swallowed a fly series. It obviously contains vore and body expansion...which this thread is currenty lacking! The first three page links are above. If you can't find the rest after that, then maybe you should go back to the rhyme or soloferros' complaining. Yes, it's old, but I think it was the only way to get something useful out of this thread... Last edited by cmage; 09-18-2008 at 05:25 PM.