DICKSHARK is a movie about... well...

[MindiFlyth]

Yes, there is indeed a movie about a man whose dick turns into a shark.

A romantic couple get more than they expected after the husband's experiments with penis-enlargement cream go awry. Wait, this is not a porn story. Rather, it is an absurd science-fiction movie that features a curious new species, the Dickshark. In some ways this story asks the same questions that Mary Shelly did when she wrote "Frankenstein."

This isn't one of my kinks, but I figured it could be of interest to some of you folks. The trailer looks pretty dreadful.

[catfish27]

Originally Posted by MindiFlyth

Wait, this is not a porn story. Rather, it is an absurd science-fiction movie that features a curious new species, the Dickshark.

I'm pretty sure "otherwise-human male whose penis has transformed into a miniature shark" doesn't count as an entirely new species, curious or otherwise.

[Eviscerator]

Originally Posted by catfish27

I'm pretty sure "otherwise-human male whose penis has transformed into a miniature shark" doesn't count as an entirely new species, curious or otherwise.

The only way to be sure would be to see if his child would inherit a shark-penis.

Of course, this would require breeding with a human woman and if he can breed with a human woman, he still is a human and therefore not a new species.

[catfish27]

Originally Posted by Eviscerator

Of course, this would require breeding with a human woman and if he can breed with a human woman...

If he can breed with a human woman in spite of the shark penis, then it's not much of a shark!

[qzar9999]

I love how they say "this is not a porn story" but all the trailers have topless/nude women.

They're right, though, it's not a porn. Porn has better acting.

[MindiFlyth]

Video review.

[make_her_grow]

Sounds like a horrible sequel to the equally horrible movie "Teeth"

Some ideas should simply NOT see the light of day.

[Eviscerator]

Originally Posted by make_her_grow

Sounds like a horrible sequel to the equally horrible movie "Teeth"

Some ideas should simply NOT see the light of day.

TEETH vs. DICKSHARKNADO, only on SyFy!

[Galyo]

Is that retched background-noise supposed to be music? Dreadful in every way from what I can see. A lot of people seem to be under the impression that if you act like it's a joke, suddenly it will become funny. It doesn't. It's the same reason why One-Eyed Monster is a pile of trash, and yes I actually watched that one.