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[tipo]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/537526

Eat the mushrooms.

[Clevens]

Kind of weak.

[Clickme]

great... now I'm addicted to playign this jsut to beat it. >.< This is why Video Games of the 80's rotted brains.

[Katt]

Wow I feel dirty after playing that.

Well, time to do a scan on my computer to make sure I didn't pick up anything from newgrounds.

[Icanseestuffandstuff]

I usually hate sex games with a utter passion but this one actually contains some fun concepts in it. Including a fireflower peach. And there was actually a REWARD if you avoided being raped by goombas.

But really all I liked was the power process gimmicks and a little of the actual gameplay. If someone just made a version of this where the game itself was better and the only difference between it and a real mario game was that you were peach running around with big boobs with fireflower powers I'd approve.

EDIT: As a whole the game does stink though. 90% of the jumps you have to do RIGHT on the edge or you never make it and the view is crumby. I am trying to get to the raccoon to see what it's like but I can't find a bloody way up there.

[ragemachine123]

Originally Posted by Icanseestuffandstuff

I usually hate sex games with a utter passion but this one actually contains some fun concepts in it. Including a fireflower peach. And there was actually a REWARD if you avoided being raped by goombas.

And what is the AWARD you speak of?

[Bestarred]

Originally Posted by ragemachine123

And what is the AWARD you speak of?

A scene of her being fucked by two Toads at once.

Yes, your reward for escaping the sex scenes is TWO sex scenes at once!

[gamonthehand]

finished it. The raccoon costume is easy to get. when you get past the place you have to fall down for the fire flower turn back and jump onto higher ground from there its easy.

[Icanseestuffandstuff]

Super Shroom + Fire Flower = Big Breasted Red Peach.

[Muhznit]

*sigh*
Well, it wasn't too bad. Space lets you avoid infinite-duration fuck scenes. Graphics are decent, power-ups are interesting, but... that's where all the good things end.

This is shiticulous collision detection; the primary reason why any one who even has a single neuron brodcasting an impulse to make a platformer game in flash should use the flixel engine before anything else. That, or skip flash altogether and go with something like Game Maker or Construct at least. They're both free and have a good community, just please, for the love of god, don't add to the shitload of terrible flash platformers that can't use proper collision detection worth shit.

Seriously, want to know how crappy it is? See that first Goomba? Easily dodged. The second one screws you over. Considering the blocks hovering over the little bastard blocking your jump and the absurd not-suitable-for-platforming height of Peach herself, the creator may as well have had Goomdalf yell "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".

And oh, the level design. I like how you can NEVER SEE WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE TRYING TO JUMP TO. Or that stupid-ass Firebar hovering right over the pit of lava where you have to precisely jump onto the ONE block that's going to save you from becoming a boiled Peach.

Fuck, they should've just stuck to a crappy animation or something. I don't know, Bowser force-feeding Peach mushrooms? BE-Spells cast by Magikoopas? Anything but another horribly-programmed platformer in flash.

[56kowboy]

Yeah horrible controls but if you jump into platforms you can get a boost of height, using that first block with the mushroom you can easily get the suit early

edit: nvm had the flower which boosted jumping

[Clickme]

Flower bossted jumps? I thoguht Racoon did

what DOPES Flower do really? ANd for that matter what does the Default costume do?
I haven't noticed a difference from NAked peach