Best detection method (A Warehouse 13 BE story)

[Laughingman]

(This will be posted in parts, as I will be writing it that way. I'll update it every so often. The main thing in this is going to be BE, but I might have some other things as well. This takes place in Season 3, just after the episode "Don't Hate the Player.Anyway, to the story!)

Claudia couldn't believe her luck. She had been shopping online for rare items, trying to spot what could be an artifact, when she came across an item she couldn't resist. It was the silliest thing ever, and would be a perfect "White Elephant" gift for Myka's birthday.

Searching Amazon for something ridiculous, Claudia stumbled upon someone selling female's underwear that previously belonged to Pamela Anderson, and had then traveled around to various other large chested people notable on the internet. They were never worn, which was somewhat of a relief to Claudia as she would never buy used underwear, even a a joke present. They came with a statue that the items were placed on, a bust of only a torso.

Buying them before anyone else could, Claudia waited a few weeks for the packages to arrive. It would be several weeks more before Myka's birthday party, but Claudia was glad to have them just the same. Sneaking the item into Leena' bed and breakfast wasn't easy, with Claudia having to tell Leena that Pete wanted to speak with her, and then running in attempting to lug the big box to her room.

Finally it was done, however, and the cardboard was removed. "A large bust with a large bust. Appropriate." Claudia said as she looked upon the plastic grey bust of a torso that was far too gifted for it's own good. The underwear themselves were merely a pair of black panties and a dark red and black laced bra. Looking at the items proudly displayed in her room, it felt a shame that such a nice looking pair of underwear were never used.

"I don't think I'd ever want to be that big, they look like it'd be impossible to walk around. You'd have to run in slow motion to be able to run at all with those." Her mind flashed back to when she and Pete had traveled to a game world made by Fargo, a place where she was a large breasted princess. Apparently Fargo thought she would look much better that way, but she didn't know how she would feel.

Unable to contain her curiosity, and mostly bored, she decided that wearing the underwear over her clothes wouldn't hurt anything. She carefully removed the garments from the display bust, and slowly slid them over her pants and hoodie. She had little problems getting the underwear to fit, but the bra was practically draped over her. Taking the pillows from her bed, she stuff them into the bra as best she could, although they were still a bit small.

"Ok, there is no way Pam Anderson was this big, or even those other people." She giggled as she looked herself over in the mirror. She thought perhaps it was the reason no one had worn the clothes, or at least the bra. Turning her back to the mirror, Claudia fumbled with the fastener until it finally was clasped together. She almost dropped everything, however, when she received a small shock from the metal of the clasp. She quickly grabbed the falling bra with her hand though, and held it up with each hand so it wouldn't fall.

She spent a few seconds parading in front of the mirror, but couldn't quite see the attraction to such large breasts, if they were even possible without implants. A knock at her door almost caused her to trip, but she regained her balance. "Claudia? It's Leena. Arty's here, and he says he wants to talk to everyone." Leena's soft voice was unmistakable, even muffled through the door. Claudia thought for a second about Leena's breasts, and wondered if their larger size bothered the Innkeeper. "I'll be right there." Claudia pulled the pillows out of the bra and undid the clasp at the back, And pulled the panties off her, making sure not to get her feet on them. She carefully placed them back on the bust and giggled, knowing Myka would never suspect something as silly as this. She quickly put her shoes on and left her room, heading down the hall to the breakfast room where they all usually met up. She tugged on her shirt a little, feeling that it was a little uncomfortable, although she couldn't say why. She wondered what Arty had in store this time...