Female Werewolf needles in a haystack

[danielsangeo]

Originally Posted by dorintf

How do you begin to file an insurance claim for werewolf bites in the workplace?

Dear Sir,

We at Insurance Co. believe in helping our fellow man in all kinds of situations. Unfortunately, lycanthropism is not covered under any available plan due to the condition that you, the claimant, are no longer technically a human being. As such, your claim is denied and your plan is no longer valid.

Good luck.

Bob Robertson
Insurance Co.
Since 1949