Loss of Strength Experimentation Room!

[Mathai]

Without scientific discussions encouraging me to action, I've decided to open this room for volunteers! In it, we hope to apply the various theories presented on willing test subjects. With your help, will we prove or disprove the concepts of minimalization? Apply today!


Before reporting for testing procedures, please fill out the following questionnaire and await a tester to help you begin. All information is optional, refusing to fill out the questionnaire completely does NOT revoke eligibility to participate in testing. Please remember to enjoy your stay with us here at SNAFU Labs!


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Please check all boxes that may apply to your desired testing courses. All criteria have been adapted from the preceding discussion room. "What's Missing: Loss of Strength" For further reference or contribution to the subject, please refer there.

[ ] Clothes Ensnaring and Relative Weight Testing-Rapid Shrink
[ ] Clothes Ensnaring and Relative Weight Testing-Slow Shrink
[ ] Linear Size Reduction Calculations Testing and Applications
[ ] Overwhelming Fabrics Escape Methods Testing
[ ] Size to Mass Comparisons and Testing
[ ] Size to Fabric Mass Comparisons and Testing
[ ] Surprise Minimalization Reaction Times and Procedures Testing
[ ] Relations Between Rapid Reduction and Fabric/Gravity Relations Testing
[ ] Square/Cube Rule Practical Applications Under Extreme Situations Testing
[ ] Energy Dissipation Related to Reduction Techniques Testing (Guaranteed safe!)
[ ] Mid-Reduction Atomic Mass Tracking and Testing
[ ] Effects of Electrostatic Energy on Subject Post Reduction Testing
[ ] Relationship of Leverage and Size Testing




Addendum: SNAFU Labs do not guarantee consistent results during use of SNAFU Labs equipment. Unanticipated side effects may occur. Duration of effects after use of SNAFU Labs equipment is not guaranteed. By filling out the above form, you absolve SNAFU Labs of all legal responsibility.