Curvaceous Cardinal Vices

[Hellstromm, Son of Satan]

1-Shouldn't Sloth be, well...a sloth?

2-Shouldn't Lust be a rabbit? (rabbits: the playas of the animal kingdom)

3-Shouldn't Gluttony be a pig?

4-Shouldn't Wrath be a bull or a bulldog?

5-Shouldn't Envy be a chameleon (always stealing everyone else's colors because it has no color of its own)?

6-Shouldn't Pride be a cat (most furries are catgirls, so most fetishists are proud of masturbating to catgirls)?

7-Shouldn't Greed be a regular human (as its the only animal who has the concept of greed ingrained into its system)?