The "Official" TG Caption Thread

[zdarkness]

Perhaps at one time I was human, and called Earth my home. That is no longer the case. But, as they are my original species, something must be done to help them.

Enough of this alien annoyance.

[thelurker]

Greetings, Kitsune zdarkness!

Originally Posted by zdarkness

Perhaps at one time I was human, and called Earth my home. That is no longer the case. But, as they are my original species, something must be done to help them.

We are in agreement then. I do my part by introducing different, um, "possibilities". In fact, I would venture to say that your kind is often more malicious than mine.

Originally Posted by zdarkness

Enough of this alien annoyance.

All this ruckus because of my choice of salutation?

A wise entity like yourself should concentrate on the important parts, not on such trifles.

That said, I thank you for inviting me into your dark zone. The setting was beautiful and the experience very educational. I look forward to visiting again.

Back on topic: attached is a short set made for an Earthling who (mistakenly) stipulated that I was a Mi-go.

Enjoy.

Peace,
Lurker.

[Ran]

And here are the two possible endings of the story, 3a is the fairytale(ish) ending, whilst 3b is the real lifey one.

[Sephie]

Originally Posted by Ran

And here are the two possible endings of the story, 3a is the fairytale(ish) ending, whilst 3b is the real lifey one.

See Ran. See Ran run. Run Ran run.

[zdarkness]

Originally Posted by thelurker

We are in agreement then. I do my part by introducing different, um, "possibilities". In fact, I would venture to say that your kind is often more malicious than mine.

Indeed. Though all creatures with the capacity for sentience can be just as bad as any of us.

Originally Posted by thelurker

A wise entity like yourself should concentrate on the important parts, not on such trifles.

That said, I thank you for inviting me into your dark zone. The setting was beautiful and the experience very educational. I look forward to visiting again.

Perhaps your presence is not as malicious as I had previously assumed, otherworlder. Maybe someday we could join forces.

At any rate, you're welcome back to my world any time.

[Ran]

Ah, transcendent entities, is it not most enjoyable to remain within a quasi-human vessel and enjoy life for awhile, even if humanity does decide to engage in one large petard hoist.


NB: I recently forumulated the most applicable greeting. 'Greetings, individual', whilst functional at any time of day and with any species, gender or mixture, greetings carries implications that the other has arrived to you and individual carries the notion of singularity and individuality 'Salutations, entity' is applicable even to multi-partite beings and any occasion.

[thelurker]

Greetings, fellow thinkers!

Originally Posted by Ran

Ah, transcendent entities, is it not most enjoyable to remain within a quasi-human vessel and enjoy life for awhile, even if humanity does decide to engage in one large petard hoist.

Indeed, truer words are rarely spoken.

Originally Posted by Ran

I recently forumulated the most applicable greeting. 'Greetings, individual', whilst functional at any time of day and with any species, gender or mixture, greetings carries implications that the other has arrived to you and individual carries the notion of singularity and individuality 'Salutations, entity' is applicable even to multi-partite beings and any occasion.

Alas, I cannot use it since it is yours.

Back to business:

First, check out the song "Chess" (also knows as "One night in Bangkok").

Then compare it to my, um, variation (below). I tried to stay close to the original but with an added twist. Hope that my experimentation with your language (which isn't my native one, obviously) wasn't too horrible.

(Actually, try my version with the original playing in the background. More fun that way).

Peace,
Lurker.