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[Laughingman]

Let's say you have an ax. The kind that you could use, in a pinch, to hack a man's head off...
And let's say that very situation comes up and for some very solid reasons you behead a man.
On the follow-through, though, the handle of the ax snaps in half in a spray of splinters.
So the next day you take it to the ax store down the block and get a new handle, fabricating a story for the guy behind the counter and explaining away the reddish dark stains as barbeque sauce.
Now, that next spring you find in your garage a creature that looks like a cross-bred badger and anaconda. A badgerconda.
And so you grab your trusty ax and chop off one of the beast's heads, but in the process the blade of the ax strikes the concrete floor and shatters.
This means another trip to McMillan & Son's Ax Mart. As soon as you get home with your newly-headed ax, though, you meet the reanimated body of the guy you beheaded last year.
He's also got a new head attached and it's wearing that unique expression of "you're the man who killed me last Spring" resentment that one so rarely encounters in everyday life.
You brandish your ax. He takes a long look at the weapon with his squishy, rotting eyes and in a gargly voice he screams, "that's the same ax that slayed me!"
...Is he right?

[Bareon]

Interesting story so far. I've noticed there isn't really anything to compare the chest size to.

Originally Posted by Laughingman

...Is he right?

That's what you dreamed about last night? Remind me never to eat Mexican food before bedtime.

... and no. It's a copy of the original, just like the Star Trek transporters effectively kill the subject and replace them with a clone at the designated location every time they are used.

[Daichi Azure]

Originally Posted by Bareon

Interesting story so far. I've noticed there isn't really anything to compare the chest size to.



That's what you dreamed about last night? Remind me never to eat Mexican food before bedtime.

... and no. It's a copy of the original, just like the Star Trek transporters effectively kill the subject and replace them with a clone at the designated location every time they are used.

sounds about right

[somnium]

[QUOTE=Bareon;698131]Interesting story so far. I've noticed there isn't really anything to compare the chest size to.


You make a good point. I'll try to make sure we know how big they are in the next chapter.