The Exotic & Erotic Expo returns.

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Originally Posted by sodacat

Oh wow.
Product placement as an ARG?
Power-ups whenever you knock back a Code Red?
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What's the penalty if you reach for a Coke and Pringles, instead?

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“The Mountain Dew and Doritos brands are going to reward gamers in the biggest way possible this year with a variety of opportunities to get their hands on the new Xbox One,” said Larry “Major Nelson” Hryb. “We’ll be sharing more details throughout the summer, but rest assured that DEW and Doritos are creating something that is truly befitting of our epic new generation hardware.”

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To the surprise of no one the 360 will be executed by firing squad exactly like the first Xbox was. You get Dark Souls, World of Tanks, and that's it.

So here's Ryse getting jumped up from the 360 to the xbone. Anyone want to bet that Panzer Dragoon game has similarly been shifted?

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Hey guys, did you ever think that God of War didn't have enough QTEs?! Well have I got the game for you!

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They really did it. Killer Instinct is back and looks more 90s than ever.

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Insomniac, after releasing Fuse, realises that people wanted Overstrike instead. Sadly it's an Xbone exclusive, so I'll never play it.

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Using the power of Xbox One Forza 5 will include the revolutionary feature of AIs learning, adapting to, and imitating a player's own driving style (note: this feature was already in Forza 1).

I mean, it is neat that you can get AIs based on this from everyone you know.

Shame about being on Xbone.

Also oboi, you get to buy minecraft again for the bone. It's... still Minecraft.

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Quantim Break looks amazing. Just would be nice to know what it plays like.

SWERY making an exclusive xbone game called D4. If it is a sequel to D2 I will die. I. WILL. DIE.

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Microsoft still pretending that anyone has ever wanted to use smartglass.

Looks like Project Spark has boring physics, so it's already an improvement over LBP's actively terrible ones.

Xbone has the same sharing features as PS4, and they bought out twitch. I wonder how much they had to scramble to get that worked out.

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Originally Posted by sodacat

Anyone want to bet that Panzer Dragoon game has similarly been shifted?

Called it.

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Oh cool, so they finally managed to strip Dead Rising of absolutely all of its style.

Also in app purchase airstrikes. Great. great. That is great.

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Microsoft announces the next iconic Xbox character: guy with an electric gun.

60FPS is my favorite number for consoles.

In microsoft math $499 = 499 Euro

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Goddamn you respawn don't make me want an Xbone. I don't want to buy this goddamn albatross.

Oh thank fuck it's on PC. Titanfall looks amazing.