sonic BE

[Vengeance1701]

Zero, just picture Sonic plowing Amy's new tit-tastic form.

Yes, I went there and so's everyone else about everyone else's childhood. Relax, ignore it, move on.

[crazyazn]

rouge the bat is better...

[gammera1976]

Odd, yet I can just see Sonic's face when he sees Amy like this

[Blooman]

Yeah, those Sonic-fags are really lame, especially with their fan-fictions,
involving inane over serious plots, weird love angles, and lame, poorly 'new' characters that are usually just a white hedgehog with psychic powers or something.

....Wait a minute.

[mumblyjoe]

Originally Posted by Blooman

Yeah, those Sonic-fags are really lame, especially with their fan-fictions,
involving inane over serious plots, weird love angles, and lame, poorly 'new' characters that are usually just a white hedgehog with psychic powers or something.

....Wait a minute.

Translation : (Service provided by Mumblyjoe)

Been a while since I had to do one of these, but here goes anyway.

?I am in a complete state of agreement as to your views on the Sonic world being so wrongly distorted into sexual fantasy. I am also not that big of a fan of the fan related fictional material in and of itself. Most of the plots are often uninspired resorting to frivolous plots, strange relationships that would normally not develop given the character?s personality, and often seem to interject ?new? characters which in the end, are just recolored Sonic rip-offs with ?incredible? derivative Psionic abilities.

Just a moment? I seem to have lost the point I was trying to make.?


This being all translated and out there for regular folks who get confused by the lack of [ sarcasm ] tags or coherent thought, I find myself in favor of the not-so-aptly named : "Sonic Fag" crowd. I am very empathetic toward you sir, I just cannot envision your major discomfort toward honest attempts at fan fiction or your lack thereof. If you feel this translation was at all inaccurate please feel free to post and try to form as I like to call them, "logical arguments" and let us know what you really thought of those "Sonic fags" or to whom you are referring.

[ZeroVirus]

Originally Posted by mumblyjoe

Words words words words words

Point: MISSED

He just described Sonic The Hedgehog for 360. Shitty plot? Check. Romance between a hedgehog and a human? Check. ANOTHER palette-swapped hedgehog with some special powers over Sonic? Check.

All honesty, I'm surprised they haven't made two echidnas named Black and Blue. Or a red fox named Heads. I give it two games tops. And since we now have a game called Sonic The Hedgehog, and another called Shadow The Hedgehog, it'll only be a matter of time before we get the game Whitebread The Hedgehog (Silver).

[mumblyjoe]

Originally Posted by ZeroVirus

Point: MISSED

He just described Sonic The Hedgehog for 360. Shitty plot? Check. Romance between a hedgehog and a human? Check. ANOTHER palette-swapped hedgehog with some special powers over Sonic? Check.

All honesty, I'm surprised they haven't made two echidnas named Black and Blue. Or a red fox named Heads. I give it two games tops. And since we now have a game called Sonic The Hedgehog, and another called Shadow The Hedgehog, it'll only be a matter of time before we get the game Whitebread The Hedgehog (Silver).

Ahhh sou.... Good thing I never played that fucking game. Sorry I missed out on all the references you kids use today.

[erazorblade521]

How nice of the both of you. I'm glad a BE thread turned into a Sonic (or Silver) bashing thread.

[crazyazn]

um dude

this is three weeks old....

[mumblyjoe]

Originally Posted by erazorblade521

How nice of the both of you. I'm glad a BE thread turned into a Sonic (or Silver) bashing thread.

How nice of you to increase your post count by bringing a FINISHED thread back from the dead! /golfclap