Let it be: Randomy three!

[Prof_Sai]

Ok Tjlemke, why don't you sit down here and tell us all about the corporate influence.

[Vicky Mouse]

Spelling counts.

[OhZone]

Butt dust. Is that like a fart? Are you full of air?

[Vicky Mouse]

No, but your air guitar is full of air. You play it very well, by the way.

[Tiedefender]

I wanted to play.
But the pictures are so large to be in the way.
Need a solution. What do you say?

[Prof_Sai]

I say okay.
We want you to play!
Solution attribution would be a shrink ray!
But don't lose your trousers, it lives in your browsers.
Just View/Zoom Out (⌘-) is how you can stay.

[Tiedefender]

Her original bio says she turned 50 today.

[OhZone]

The 24-bit eggplant will be analyzed!

[Vicky Mouse]

Station?

[Prof_Sai]

.

[Prof_Sai]

There was a girl who ignored the first five words, and began to shrink instead, so she had to find a cure to restore herself. She tried to walk, but she was getting smaller and stumbled over her oversized pants. Her bra no longer fitted.

SUDDENLY! she spotted a huge dog. It was the biggest one she has ever seen. (Surprisingly for a wiener dog.) She stood still to figure out if it was somebody's dog so she could ask the owner if it could call over the dog because it looked hungry. And she felt bad for it. Then suddenly the gigantic dog licked her with it's tongue! Knocking her over as she fell on her butt and she screamed out. "Cut it Out!" She was quite angry. when the dog started licking her again, now wanting to be extra friendly. But the dog began to drool slobber and the girl thought that "This is cute, but disgusting" She looked over and saw a cat sneaking behind Rover. She slowly walked back a step from the dogs tongue and began to run to go for a smoke break But then she remembered, she.... had to return to her car. As it was in poor condition and she wanted to make sure it wasn't broken down. However getting there she found it was clamped! Suddenly she saw a young shrunken teen lurking. He was rather good looking and obviously still bigger than she was. Her heart was beating fast, knees are weak, mom's spaghetti, and she thought:" What the heck, I'm gonna snog him!”.

Of course she couldn't just do this without considering what he'd think of her. So, she decided to introduce herself.

"Give me your fucking wallet," said a voice behind Girl. She turned around and saw a 5ft nerd towering above her, but her new shrunken teen friend intervened, and said "Lumini skiek visum!" causing the value of bitcoin to shoot out of the assailant's nose. the confused kid ran away.

The boy smiled and approached her with a smile, and Smiled. "We've something in common." The smiling boy kept smiling.

"So what's so funny?" she asked.
"Is it just us because we like smoking weed?"
"Weed?! No! We're little. Why?"
"Maybe something in the water? Or one of life's imponderables?"
She Shoves him. “This is serious!”
He smiled, and just kissed her on the forehead. Stunned, she stood there with her dumbful face from his kiss.

"So, would you like to find who else got shrunk?”
She paused, trying to think of a good excuse to propose to him.
"Come with me." He put his arm around her and they walked quickly down the massive sidewalk hand in hand towards the cotton candy stand. Suddenly the Girl shrunk into his embrace. "God I love you better than cotton candy!"
The boy smirked: "I know."
Suddenly a massive worm slithered its way toward them, and the wizard boy turned to his book of magic spells.
"bipp etie bope tiboo" he yelled earnestly as the worm turned away.

[OhZone]

Das so cute.